Well, why do you care? It's completely meaningless. It's just some made-up idea that people built into their heads so that it would be a nice way to fill the void. THE END
The clouds grow darker as the ball of light gets closer. In what is literally a dream-like vision of the future, a black hole of death and loss invades your sweet meditation.
So there you have it. The universe may be real and you will be able to reach the Cosmic Orb in the future. As for that question, you'll have to keep trying to piece together your own meaning of life or whatever the hell you're trying to say to yourself about existence.
Well, my friend, all life in the universe is real. If you are not a god, nor do you believe in any god(s), then you are what I would call a "Real God."
"Let's start with the basics. People say that the universe is here to help us, to look out for us, to guide us, to support us in our daily lives. But the universe is neither benevolent nor malicious."
"Is the universe real?" you ask the Cosmic Orb. In a booming and undeniably androgynous voice, it replies...
"The universe is real! The universe is real!"
What a day to be alive. I wouldn't mind being you right now.
Get Over Here
That was all it took for me to resign myself to the fact that the universe was real. I mean, look at it, right? So, yeah, it's legit. You can take this news to the bank, friends. "The universe is real" is probably the most mind-blowing thing a human can tell you.
Listen, do you want to accept the omniscient knowledge that the universe is real? Or do you want to have one of those totally "I have no idea" experiences?
"Is the universe real?" you ask the Cosmic Orb. In a booming and undeniably androgynous voice, it replies... "I am no more real than a piece of fluffy cat hair. All that stuff you hear about dimensions and the great cosmic ball of fire and things like that is just our own little fantasy world. Which makes you kind of an idiot, because in this thing called the universe, we have a Grand Canyon and a huge T. rex named Carl and an army of bears and a horse with a rocket powered backpack.
"Yes, the universe is real and it is here for you."
JACKPOT, right?
So there you have it. Everybody's been praying for another scientific breakthrough, like the global gender wage gap.
THE END
"Of course it is. Everything around you is just another layer of my sticky slime."
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Hail to the Cosmic Orb! Our new ruler. Overlord of all that is here and now, seen and unseen,
THE END
This one is great. Has a lot of Omicron Oersei 8 vibes.
The advertisement is for a cleaner that easily gets out those sticky slime stains.
"No, my good friend. There is no such thing as reality. Only fiction."
What?
"You are not in reality, you are an imagination. Whatever you think is real is reality."
Wow. You? A "imagination?"
THE END
I'm certain this exact dialogue was in the new Matrix movie.
AI writers would explain a lot with that one
I often feel as if I am a “imagination” but then I remember I’m multiple ones.
"YES! Everything we see, touch, feel, hear, and think are all real, as is everything we don't see, touch, feel, hear, and think."
THE END
This is the most comforting ending so far.
I’ll thank you when I write the short story based off this.
Well, why do you care? It's completely meaningless. It's just some made-up idea that people built into their heads so that it would be a nice way to fill the void. THE END
What a rude Orb!
"Is love real?"
The clouds grow darker as the ball of light gets closer. In what is literally a dream-like vision of the future, a black hole of death and loss invades your sweet meditation.
THE END
Oh, cool, we've found the happiest ending.
"What the hell do you think it is?
Riddle me this, cosmic orb. If the universe is real, then you're real, which means me being real would seem like a really, really bad idea."
THE END
The Orb is excited for the new Batman, apparently.
This is why Paul Dano had nightmares filming the movie.
"Yes, the universe is real!" The Universe laughs, then responds to your other question.
"How do we get back to Earth?"
"Is this the same place we left?"
THE END
Cosmic Orb Will Return in "Dude, Where's My Universe?"
“Uh, dude. I thought YOU knew where Earth was...”
Ummm, sure."
"Is there a God?"
"Ummmm, sure."
"Will we ever be able to reach it?"
"Ummmm, sure."
"Why is there all this pain and suffering?"
"Ummmm, sure."
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Ummmm, sure."
So there you have it. The universe may be real and you will be able to reach the Cosmic Orb in the future. As for that question, you'll have to keep trying to piece together your own meaning of life or whatever the hell you're trying to say to yourself about existence.
THE END
lol wow 😭
Out of all the endings, this one feels the most accurate, lol.
"We're here, floating in the void of space. Tied to nothing. With no people to say our names. But we know."
Orb-truths
Now you know. Or, at least, you got a good enough answer to stop asking these questions.
#OrbTruths #TiedToNothing
Well, my friend, all life in the universe is real. If you are not a god, nor do you believe in any god(s), then you are what I would call a "Real God."
THE END
The Real God is the friend we made along the way.
"Let's start with the basics. People say that the universe is here to help us, to look out for us, to guide us, to support us in our daily lives. But the universe is neither benevolent nor malicious."
THE END
Huh.
Very naturalistic of the orb, right?
Yeah, it gave me a lot to ponder.
"YES. IT IS ALL REAL. YOU ARE TRUE TO THE COSMIC."
In a way, the Cosmic Orb is right. Just look around and tell me something isn't real. That's real, right there. That's happening
You know the Orb is telling the truth, because it speaks in all-caps.
Yes, I was very comforted by that fact. You can always trust someone that types in all caps.
New compliment alert: “you are true to the cosmic” very much slaps
"Is the universe real?" you ask the Cosmic Orb. In a booming and undeniably androgynous voice, it replies...
"The universe is real! The universe is real!"
What a day to be alive. I wouldn't mind being you right now.
Get Over Here
That was all it took for me to resign myself to the fact that the universe was real. I mean, look at it, right? So, yeah, it's legit. You can take this news to the bank, friends. "The universe is real" is probably the most mind-blowing thing a human can tell you.
THE END
I will gladly take that news to the bank. I'm sure the tellers would love to know!
"If you come over here, I can prove it."
Listen, do you want to accept the omniscient knowledge that the universe is real? Or do you want to have one of those totally "I have no idea" experiences?
THE END
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The choice is ours, I guess!
Haha, y'know, I'll take the Orb's word for it.
"Is the universe real?" you ask the Cosmic Orb. In a booming and undeniably androgynous voice, it replies... "I am no more real than a piece of fluffy cat hair. All that stuff you hear about dimensions and the great cosmic ball of fire and things like that is just our own little fantasy world. Which makes you kind of an idiot, because in this thing called the universe, we have a Grand Canyon and a huge T. rex named Carl and an army of bears and a horse with a rocket powered backpack.
Oh snap, i would love to meet Carl.
But... but... cat hair is real, Orb. Cat hair is... *tearing up*