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For Sale: Baby Shoes – You Decide!

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For Sale: Baby Shoes – You Decide!

Explore 20 different possible endings.

Geoffrey Golden
Nov 14, 2019
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For Sale: Baby Shoes – You Decide!

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Welcome, all! If you don’t subscribe…

Six word limit? Not a problem.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

What would you like to do?

  • Inspect the baby shoes.

  • Interrogate the seller.

  • Haggle over price.

  • Offer to trade.

  • Research baby shoes.

  • Steal the baby shoes.

  • Tweet about the baby shoes.

  • Launch baby shoes business.

  • Wear the baby shoes on feet.

  • Wear the baby shoes as earrings.

  • Wear the baby shoes as gloves.

  • Find a healthy baby wearing shoes.

  • Eat the baby shoes.

  • Ask if seller has adult shoes.

  • Ask about seller’s non-shoe items.

  • Compliment seller’s outfit.

  • Do some clever wordplay.

  • Contact Ernest Hemingway’s ghost.

  • Destroy all baby shoes!

  • Submit to a flash fiction anthology.

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