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Geoffrey Golden's avatar

I think the cool answer is Excalibur, because it's not owned by a giant multinational super conglomerate. But the kid in me wants to hear the "whoosh" noises of a lightsaber moving back and forth. So I'll take Yoda's refreshing, lime green lightsaber.

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Mando's avatar

Dude that Hippogriff ate my hand so quickly lol. At least its horse genitals weren't involved!!

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