I think the cool answer is Excalibur, because it's not owned by a giant multinational super conglomerate. But the kid in me wants to hear the "whoosh" noises of a lightsaber moving back and forth. So I'll take Yoda's refreshing, lime green lightsaber.
As for swords, real swords are heavy and hard as hell to use. I'd take a lightsaber any time, as long as they don't take too long to charge.
As for the holidays, I got a wheelbarrow. It might not sound exciting but it will allow me to carry hundreds of pounds all the way from my garage to my yard.
The Excalibur, if only because I rather don't deal with the responsibility that a lightsaber means (and really, there's no way I would fuck up the UK if I became king)
Definitely lightsabers for me. But isn’t Excalibur like… magic, or something? That would make it indestructible… but so is a lightsaber blade. It’s the classic unstoppable Force (pun intended) vs immovable object
I definitely wonder what the hippogriff is going to do with such a big sword and is this a common occurrence? And if so- how long until warranties and insurance carve out 'snatched: hippogriff' from their policies.
I think the cool answer is Excalibur, because it's not owned by a giant multinational super conglomerate. But the kid in me wants to hear the "whoosh" noises of a lightsaber moving back and forth. So I'll take Yoda's refreshing, lime green lightsaber.
Dude that Hippogriff ate my hand so quickly lol. At least its horse genitals weren't involved!!
Your funniest one yet.
I escaped merely lacking a hand. Huzzah!
As for swords, real swords are heavy and hard as hell to use. I'd take a lightsaber any time, as long as they don't take too long to charge.
As for the holidays, I got a wheelbarrow. It might not sound exciting but it will allow me to carry hundreds of pounds all the way from my garage to my yard.
Bird stole my sword...
The Excalibur, if only because I rather don't deal with the responsibility that a lightsaber means (and really, there's no way I would fuck up the UK if I became king)
Had to return to get my money back! How embarrassing!
What the hell was I thinking with 9 feet? I do not have the height or upper body strength for that. Maybe there’s a sale on nunchucks…
Definitely lightsabers for me. But isn’t Excalibur like… magic, or something? That would make it indestructible… but so is a lightsaber blade. It’s the classic unstoppable Force (pun intended) vs immovable object
I definitely wonder what the hippogriff is going to do with such a big sword and is this a common occurrence? And if so- how long until warranties and insurance carve out 'snatched: hippogriff' from their policies.
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