My cyclops found out the hard way that single is the way to go. My favorite monster is probably Jörmungandr. Runners up include griffins and centaurs (I'd offer a centaur pickup line, but you asked to keep it PG ;-)
My cyclops found out the hard way that single is the way to go. My favorite monster is probably Jörmungandr. Runners up include griffins and centaurs (I'd offer a centaur pickup line, but you asked to keep it PG ;-)
My cyclops found out the hard way that single is the way to go. My favorite monster is probably Jörmungandr. Runners up include griffins and centaurs (I'd offer a centaur pickup line, but you asked to keep it PG ;-)
Your cyclops' single life will be the stuff of legends!
I had to look up the Jörmungandr and boy, I'm glad I did. What a total badass! I like that him and Thor have a feud going.
+20 Points. It wasn't what I asked for, but your comment made me lol.