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Dec 9, 2021Liked by Geoffrey Golden

Elf pay raises! I need to know how the economics of the North Pole work (but also in real life!) Inflation devalues currency and only those participating in the market see positive growth… does Santa own stock in toy/coca cola sales?

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Dec 21, 2021Liked by Geoffrey Golden

oh good, only made him go 85 because I reminded him about the whistleblower protection.

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Santa got progressively pissed off and I was able to negotiate a couple basics before negotiations broke down. Pretty successful, I’d say.

Elven Unity! ✊🏾🧝🏾‍♂️

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This one was really fun. I managed to get him to agree to three demands before he lost it. 🎅🏼

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I managed to get Santa really enraged really fast. Management doesn't like having to commit to pay raises or workplace protections.

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Dec 9, 2021Liked by Geoffrey Golden

Dude, I think this one and Warehouse Full of Goons are my faves of the year!!

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Holiday plans! As is tradition, I'll be watching the Muppet Family Christmas, which doesn't get nearly as much love as Muppet Christmas Carol, but holds an important place in my heart. It's the first and almost certainly last time The Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock all came together.

The special isn't on Disney+, but it's currently on YouTube (for the time being):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9qSKZuvC4&t=1s&ab_channel=ParkscopeBlog

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