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I escaped merely lacking a hand. Huzzah!

As for swords, real swords are heavy and hard as hell to use. I'd take a lightsaber any time, as long as they don't take too long to charge.

As for the holidays, I got a wheelbarrow. It might not sound exciting but it will allow me to carry hundreds of pounds all the way from my garage to my yard.

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You escaped with half of your hands! Hooray! (I’m a glass-half-full kinda guy.)

Apparently lightsabers do need to charge, but only every 50-100 years, depending on quality. So I think you made the right choice.

https://may4bewithyou.com/do-lightsabers-run-out-of-energy/#:~:text=Due%20to%20the%20nature%20of,anywhere%20from%2050%2D100%20years.

A wheelbarrow is a useful gift! I’m imagining it wrapped without a box, so it’s really obvious it was a wheelbarrow, but you still acted surprised for the sake of the gift giver.

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The wheel barrel came unassembled, and the handles were wrapped. (The rest was stashed nearby.)

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Wheelbarrows: Some Assembly Required!

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