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Geoffrey Golden's avatar

Teleporter or Time Travel. I don’t think I could handle the pressures of time travel. Every step I took in the past, I’d be thinking about how if I squish the wrong ant it could somehow trigger a nuclear zombie apocalypse. Every move I make in the future could fork into some kind of alternate timeline, breaking the fabric of the universe? So I think I’ll stick getting any place instantaneously, thereby never having to fly Southwest again.

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J. M. Elliott's avatar

I came so close and then blew it at the end. The cynic in me assumes everything is a trick question... But good tip about the corn! I hope tortilla chips count!

The teleporter is really tempting, but I was an archaeology student, so I can't pass up the opportunity to go back in time and see all that cool stuff before it got trashed.

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