“Goldgear 4200 has been trying to break into the art scene for some time with disappointing results, need I remind you of the amateurish “Wardrobe Does His Taxes”, or the sophomoric “A Mundane Day at the Park”? Finally though the automaton has reached the heights of his namesake, producing a work worthy of Goldgears 1 through 4199. The question posed in this new work? Can wizards be cool? Through slavish commitment to this thesis, Goldgear answers with a triumphant ‘Yes’.”
"Monke calls this challenging work 'Monkey in a Fez,' but upon analysis it's clear the piece is so much more. Look closely and you'll notice an almost imperceptible detail: the monkey is also wearing a rad necklace." –Art Critic
"What is the nature of art? That is the question being grappled with in Happ13 Accidents' post-modern, metatextual *masterpiece*. And the answer, of course, is the frame itself. Gold frames are great." –Art Critic
"Is there such a thing as the perfect painting? Jawwwguar's depiction of a big cat on a skateboard is the only candidate that comes to mind." –Art Critic
"Aren't we all just bits of dust, searching the cosmos for deeper meaning? And if not deeper meaning, will a rose by a masked gentleman do? Bit-nary explores this in a series of paintings of (boom) anime babes who make us all think the wrong things." –Art Critic
"Dogs are loyal, compassionate creatures. But this provocative painting by Van Doggo 'begs' an important question of the viewer: What if their faces were a little weird? Would we still be into them?" –Art Critic
"This painting by RoboKat explores the everyday reality cat owners know too well: the experience of a cat staring at you with one solid gold eye. This truism of cat parenthood is now immortalized for generations to come." –Art Critic
"Too many artists are obsessed with capturing fast-moving subjects, like humans and balloons. Michelandroid slows down our modern worldview with snails and slimes our preconceptions." –Art Critic
“Artist StarvingRobot has generated a soulful, provocative exploration of loneliness and despair, though if that’s what the robot artist was programmed to do, I imagine it’s very happy with itself!” -Art Critic
"To look into the eyes of the demonic squirrel in Deez Nuts' latest masterpiece is to feel as though you are sinking into a fiery oblivion of pain and torture and hopefully some tasty roasted nuts." –Art Critic
"R3n3 MegaRITTE is at the forefront of the frameism movement, in which artists are examining the role of frames and how they frame our framing of frames." –Art Critic
Title: Cool Wizards Wear Sunglasses
Artist: Goldgear 4200
URL: https://imgur.com/a/ekjdgUN
“Goldgear 4200 has been trying to break into the art scene for some time with disappointing results, need I remind you of the amateurish “Wardrobe Does His Taxes”, or the sophomoric “A Mundane Day at the Park”? Finally though the automaton has reached the heights of his namesake, producing a work worthy of Goldgears 1 through 4199. The question posed in this new work? Can wizards be cool? Through slavish commitment to this thesis, Goldgear answers with a triumphant ‘Yes’.”
- A stranger off the street
The guy who came in to eat the free cheese samples is right.
Title: Monkey in a Fez
Artist: Monke
URL: https://imgur.com/a/PohFQaS
"Monke calls this challenging work 'Monkey in a Fez,' but upon analysis it's clear the piece is so much more. Look closely and you'll notice an almost imperceptible detail: the monkey is also wearing a rad necklace." –Art Critic
I legit thought we were leaving the blank bank until I saw your piece, Geoffrey!
Here's my first one:
Title: Postmodernist Frame
Artist: Happ13 Accidents
URL: https://imgur.com/a/Lj0Cz2z
By piece, i mean MASTERPIECE, of course.
"What is the nature of art? That is the question being grappled with in Happ13 Accidents' post-modern, metatextual *masterpiece*. And the answer, of course, is the frame itself. Gold frames are great." –Art Critic
Title: Skateboarding Jaguar
Artist: Jawwwguar
URL: https://imgur.com/a/JDtFPlA
"Is there such a thing as the perfect painting? Jawwwguar's depiction of a big cat on a skateboard is the only candidate that comes to mind." –Art Critic
Title: Some things are better left unpainted
Artist: Bit-nary
URL: https://imgur.com/a/6VbvT1l
"Aren't we all just bits of dust, searching the cosmos for deeper meaning? And if not deeper meaning, will a rose by a masked gentleman do? Bit-nary explores this in a series of paintings of (boom) anime babes who make us all think the wrong things." –Art Critic
I love it. Thanks! :)
👏👏👏
Title: Doggo in a Gold Frame
Artist: Van Doggo
URL: https://imgur.com/a/SQZTdua
"Dogs are loyal, compassionate creatures. But this provocative painting by Van Doggo 'begs' an important question of the viewer: What if their faces were a little weird? Would we still be into them?" –Art Critic
Title: me?ow.
Artist: RoboKat
URL: https://imgur.com/a/viROBQi
"This painting by RoboKat explores the everyday reality cat owners know too well: the experience of a cat staring at you with one solid gold eye. This truism of cat parenthood is now immortalized for generations to come." –Art Critic
Sold!
Title: Octodrunk
Artist: Frisky Whiskey 3000
URL: https://imgur.com/Fqzynbt
(Imgur hitting me with the content warning because AI-drawn octopus limbs are apparently.....sexy? I promise it's SFW)
"This painting by Frisky Whiskey 3000 stirred something inside me I haven't felt in years. A deep desire... a fiery longing... for sushi!" –Art Critic
They’ve probably had to scrub a lot tentacle-related art. 👀
Behold the disturbing beauty is that is...
Title: Cold, Hungry Madness in a Gold Frame!
Artist: pallidbat
URL: https://imgur.com/a/TPkK9R2
"When I first saw this painting by pallidbat, I got chills. Chills that I still have! I think the painting made me sick?!" –Art Critic
Title: Hedgehog in Blue
Artist: Kunstlerin 2600
URL: https://imgur.com/jy5v9K2
“Kunstlerin 2600 demonstrates to the art world a willingness to explore, to dissect, and to deify a subject in a way Nintendon’t.”
Title: Triptych of Woodgrain Snails Crying
Artist: Michelandroid
URL: https://imgur.com/a/LMxBmJu
"Too many artists are obsessed with capturing fast-moving subjects, like humans and balloons. Michelandroid slows down our modern worldview with snails and slimes our preconceptions." –Art Critic
Title: Forgotten Potential
Artist: StarvingRobot
URL: https://imgur.com/a/3fJJs2n
“Artist StarvingRobot has generated a soulful, provocative exploration of loneliness and despair, though if that’s what the robot artist was programmed to do, I imagine it’s very happy with itself!” -Art Critic
Title: Administration Nation
Artist: Bolt Missen
URL: https://imgur.com/a/SipcgmA
"Bolt Missen's challenging paintings dare us to confront the truth about American robots. The stark, naked truth." –Art Critic
Title: Satan is a squirrel
Artist: Deez Nuts
URL: https://imgur.com/AtILc11
"To look into the eyes of the demonic squirrel in Deez Nuts' latest masterpiece is to feel as though you are sinking into a fiery oblivion of pain and torture and hopefully some tasty roasted nuts." –Art Critic
Title: Oil painting of an oil painting in a gold frame in a gold frame
Artist: R3n3 MegaRITTE
URL: https://imgur.com/DM2ClpD
"R3n3 MegaRITTE is at the forefront of the frameism movement, in which artists are examining the role of frames and how they frame our framing of frames." –Art Critic
Title: Oil painting of an Oil painting in a gold frame in a gold frame
Artist: Grease Fingers
URL: https://imgur.com/a/eIC9SUI
"Grease Fingers' painting inspired me to write this critique of a critique of the art world within the art world." –Art Critic