Animals

Steal Cereal from Children

You're a cartoon mascot on a breakfast caper!

Jun 15, 2023

You Are a Lisa Frank Dolphin

Open a Trapper Keeper of lies.

Jun 2, 2022 •

Geoffrey Golden

You Were Once a Happy Bunny

Go kick some cottontail.

Apr 19, 2022 •

Geoffrey Golden

Reconcile with Your Moleman Father

Burrow into his rocky heart.

Feb 10, 2022 •

Geoffrey Golden

Wrestle a Bear for the Championship

Get your claws out for in-ring action!

Jun 29, 2021 •

Geoffrey Golden

You Are a Single-Celled Organism

Time to reproduce asexually!

Jun 17, 2021 •

Geoffrey Golden

Intimidate Your Dognappers

Tell these lowlifes to go fetch themselves.

Feb 9, 2021 •

Geoffrey Golden

DinoSwords: Masters of Champions

Lead a team of mutant dinosaurs against an evil alien scumbag. Dino-Might™!

Feb 27, 2020 •

Geoffrey Golden

Genie of the Duck Pond

A duck djinn? No, you're not quacking up. Play the game and make a wish.

Feb 13, 2020 •

Geoffrey Golden

Hold Your Horses

We're going to the Wild Wild West!

Oct 17, 2019 •

Geoffrey Golden

You Are The President's Cat

Save your owner from the worst bird ever.

Sep 18, 2019 •

Geoffrey Golden

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